Select[]
- I'll make you proud, Pa!
- Looks like it's time for a throw-down!
Pre-round Introduction[]
- I reckon you're in for a wreckin'.
- Like my Pa always says: "Put 'em up!"
- Like my Pa always says: "Never underestimate the power of a kick in the head!"
- Comin' atcha!
- Get out of my way, I've got Prairie to save!
Arizona as Player 1[]
- Golly, is that fire? Don't it hurt? (Tianhuo)
- Time to hit the books! (Oleander)
- I don't know whatchu up to, fuzzball, but back off! (Paprika)
- Ya sure, kid? I ain't going easy on ya. (Pom)
- I ain't afraid of no goats! (Shanty)
- I'll make you proud, Pa! (Texas)
Arizona as Player 2[]
- 'Fraid you'll get dirty? (Velvet)
- Nice face! Do they...? ...Aah, shuddup. (Velvet)
- Like my Pa always says: "Pride goeth before a heiny whoopin'!" (Velvet)
- Darkness don't scare me none. (Oleander)
- Alright, weirdo, don't say I didn't warn ya. (Paprika)
- Yer in over your head! (Pom)
- Haven't I seen you in a barn somewheres? (Shanty)
- I'll make you proud, Pa! (Texas)
Combat[]
- Hogtied! (Lasso)
- Gotcha! (Lasso)
- Come 'ere! (Lasso)
- Sit down! (Lasso)
- Dangit! (Lasso whiff)
- Ya'll in for a tramplin'! (Trample)
- Ya'll in for a beatin'! (Trample)
- Ya'll in for a hurtin'! (Trample)
- Roundabout rodeo! (Rebound)
- I'm at the end... of my... ROOOOOOPE! (Texas Throwdown)
- Not a scratch! (recovery)
- Uuuh... tripped! (recovery)
- Huh, didn't hurt. (recovery)
- That's the best you got? (recovery)
- Just you wait! (recovery)
- I'll getcha! (recovery)
- I'll getchu! (recovery)
- Nuh-uh! (block)
- Nope! (block)
- Take off! (pushblock)
- Back off! (pushblock)
- Giddy up! (throw)
- Don't touch the cow! (throw escape)
- Got milk? (taunt)
- Here's the beef! (taunt)
- You're in for a wallop! (taunt)
- Mo-o-o! Are you happy now? (taunt)
Round Complete[]
- Ya'll are cruisin' for a heiny whoopin'!
- Mess with the cow, you get the horns!
- My mama don't raise no fools.
- These are a few of my favorite things: kickin', stompin', and kickin'!
- Aw, shucks. (timeout)
Video[]
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